Many thanks to Firebob22 for personalizing this

SHERI's RAINBOW
Changing my world one rainbow at a time


My heart leaps up when I behold
A Rainbow in the sky - William Wordsworth


Thanks to NyteEnGale, Bible Researcher
Gina will always be loved and missed


All of the animations in the Rainbow compliments of
Animation Creation
contact to join this interactive group>>> Luvmapetz@aol.com
 


SHERI's SUTHERN LIVIN'

Super Bowl XLVIII (2014) kicks off at chilly MetLife Stadium in New Jersey on Sunday, Feb. 2 at 6:25 p.m. ET. New York will serve as co-host for the first outdoor, cold weather Super Bowl.  This is also Ground Hog day... I wouldn't look for my shadow -- too cold there.    And by the way, Florida is to be 82 that same day.   Don't try to get  on any bridges... just saying.    I'm going to admit, I am a total Manning fan.  The whole Manning family is in all southerner's hearts.       Peyton did a great job at Tennessee, my alma mater.



Poll: Nearly One-in-Five Adults Would Miss the Birth of their Own Baby to Go to the Super Bowl | CNS News
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/poll-nearly-one-five-adults-would-miss-birth-their-own-baby-go-super-bowl





QUOTES, LINKS & SEASONAL LINKS

Professional football is born — History.com This Day in History — 8/20/1920
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/professional-football-is-born


Top 10 Super Bowls - NFL Videos
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl/0ap2000000134485/Top-10-Super-Bowls


Super Bowl Commercials 2014 - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NAjRDu4DT8


Funniest Super Bowl Commercials of 2014! (Top 10 Super Bowl Ads) Best 2014 - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ar2GFstGV4


Ouch to the wallet!
Super Bowl Teams Subject to NJ Jock Tax
http://nj1015.com/super-bowl-teams-to-get-hit-with-jock-tax/


BITTS AND BYTES INDEX PAGE
http://www.bittsandbytes.net/


 

FAMILY and KIDS

Never let your children surf the net alone. Always check links from this column. I have checked them but they can be hacked between the time I put them in and the time you read this.



KID's LINKS


Football Coloring Pages
http://www.coloring.ws/football.htm

Wall Football (Games for Kids)
http://spoonful.com/family-fun/wall-football

 Super Bowl Activities for Kids: 11 Fun Ideas for Game Day Play - ParentMap
http://www.parentmap.com/article/super-bowl-activities-for-kids


Build Your Own Snowman Ecard#.UqjepJu3li1
http://www.flashfunpages.com/buildasnowman.html#.Utqymxko6Um


Groundhog's Day Coloring Book Pages and Tracer Pages
http://www.dltk-kids.com/crafts/happy_groundhog-posters.htm





Ground Hog day is same day as the Super Bowl

PARENT's LINKS


Many of you have written on Common core in schools.   I thought you might like this.  A parent speaks her mind and I think she does it very well
Arkansas Mother Obliterates Common Core in 4 Minutes! - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZEGijN_8R0


Just in case your daughter gets a new boyfriend
Instant Checkmate - The internet's #1 source for Background Checks
 http://www.instantcheckmate.com/?


Shopping Carts Injure 66 Children a Day
http://www.whattoexpect.com/wom/toddler/0123/shopping-carts-injure-66-children-a-day.aspx?xid=aol_wte-preg_9_20140120_&aolcat=HLT&icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl20%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D433826


One time, my kids told their teacher that their dad slept on the couch last night .   I was really good friends with the teacher and she called me later in the day and asked if everything was ok.    I was perplexed but then I thought of my husband who had the flu.    I told her we were fine except for him having the flu....she thought it was something entirely different. LOL

13 Of The Funniest Things Kids Have Said To Their Teachers
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/13-of-the-funniest-things-kids-have-said-to-their-teachers?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Food+119&utm_content=Food+119+CID_27457c62d196321b441b94031f8435f7&utm_source=Campaign%20Monitor&utm_term=13%20Of%20The%20Funniest%20Things%20Kids%20Have%20Said%20To%20Their%20Teachers




Are you ready for some football???
~~~~~~Super Bowl XLVIII~~~~~~

GOASKALICE

The Lombardi Trophy (Reprise)-David Robidoux (Super Bowl Theme)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArEUt5RBHa0

Superbowl Jigsaw Puzzle
http://www.jigzone.com/puzzles/57055D53C0A5

Football Math
http://www.tlsbooks.com/footballmathaddingtwos.pdf



Super Bowl Writing Activity
http://www.tlsbooks.com/acrosticpoemsuperbowl.pdf


Football Puzzles for Kids - About Puzzles
http://puzzles.about.com/od/sportspuzzlesforkids/qt/KidsFootball.htm




 


JMcCornack's World


Winning Football
http://mccornack.exactpages.com/drive1004.html


Pet Peeves
http://mccornack.exactpages.com/drive1890.html


John....Keeper of memories for all of us





COMPUTER


Thought for Today
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.


White hat hacker says he found 70,000 records on Healthcare.gov through a Google search | The Verge http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/21/5331756/white-hat-hacker-says-he-found-70000-records-on-healthcare-gov?utm_source=howtogeek&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter


You've got to see this
News report from 1981 about the Internet. [VIDEO]
http://www.wimp.com/theinternet/

Seven Deadly Internet Security Sins
http://techtalk.pcpitstop.com/2014/01/14/seven-deadly-internet-security-sins/?rankin-internetsins=

I wish they would keep their cotton pickin' hands off my Internet
The Net Neutrality Rule Is Dead. So How Can The FCC Fix Net Neutrality? – Consumerist
http://consumerist.com/2014/01/14/the-net-neutrality-rule-is-dead-so-how-can-the-fcc-fix-net-neutrality/

David Pogue: 10 top time-saving tech tips - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/embed/QoT0-2vu9m4

Find out if your neighbor is stealing your Wi-Fi - Tips, Reviews and Advice on All Things Digital - The Kim Komand
http://www.komando.com/tips/index.aspx?id=15881&utm_medium=nl&utm_source=totd&utm_content=2014-01-19-article-1-end-b



    CONSUMER and COMMUNITY


Do Paying Fast Food Customers Have The Right To Sit In The Restaurant As Long As They Want? – Consumerist
http://consumerist.com/2014/01/15/do-paying-fast-food-customers-have-the-right-to-sit-in-the-restaurant-as-long-as-they-want/


The 5 Most Confusing Things on Your Credit Report | Money Talks News
http://www.moneytalksnews.com/2014/01/13/the-5-most-confusing-things-on-your-credit-report/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=email-2014-01-13&utm_medium=email


Tax Hacks 2014: 5 Ways to Get Free Help With Tax Prep | Money Talks News
http://www.moneytalksnews.com/2014/01/15/93586/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=email-2014-01-15&utm_medium=email


How to Use *57 to Trace a Phone Call | eHow
http://www.ehow.com/how_5815077_use-_57-trace-phone-call.html?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=test62&utm_campaign=electronics


Where to Get Free Cell Service - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggh38YL_G7o


Senate Signs Off On Marketplace Fairness Act; Online Sales Tax Inches Closer To Reality – Consumerist
http://consumerist.com/2013/05/06/senate-signs-off-on-marketplace-fairness-act-online-sales-tax-inches-closer-to-reality/




And they say there are no jobs out there !
Wanted: Croc handlers, no experience necessary      Here’s an excellent part-time job that pays $25 an hour and offers the chance to work outdoors. The only catch is you have to be willing to handle live crocodiles.
http://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/managed/alligator/nuisance/ -- FWC nuisance alligator program

   The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is seeking agents to handle nuisance crocodile complaints. Experience is preferred but not necessary.

   The number of American   crocodiles in South Florida — their only habitat in the United States — has increased steadily, meaning they are now showing up in canals, yards and golf courses from the Florida Keys to Palm Beach County.

   The winning candidate will work in Miami-Dade County and the Upper Keys, where the workload has increased. The job involves capturing and relocating crocodiles when necessary. But it also requires the skills of a diplomat, someone who can deal with people who are displeased to learn they live in crocodile habitat and the crocodile may get to stay.

   The agency will provide training, largely by letting the new agent work with an experienced one before handling cases solo.

   — David Fleshler  



HEALTH and MEDICAL INFORATION

BrightNest | Sick Person in the House? Control the Germs!
https://brightnest.com/posts/sick-person-in-the-house-control-the-germs


The Flu: Everything You Need to Know This Season - ABC News
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2014/01/14/the-flu-everything-you-need-to-know-this-season/


Natural Cold & Flu Remedies Pictures Slideshow on MedicineNet.com
http://www.medicinenet.com/natural_cold_flu_remedies_pictures_slideshow/article.htm

 
 Workouts You Can Do at Home to Avoid Gym Fees - DailyFinance
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2014/01/17/home-workouts-avoid-gym-fees/


There will be a special spot in heaven for Dr. Dave


10 Tips to Get In Shape Without the Gym | Money Talks News
http://www.moneytalksnews.com/2014/01/16/diy-fitness-10-tips-to-get-in-shape-without-the-gym/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=email-2014-01-16&utm_medium=email


Free Calorie Counter, Diet & Exercise Journal | MyFitnessPal.com
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/


 5 Questions Doctors Should Ask | Health & Healing
http://www.bottomlinepublications.com/content/article/health-a-healing/5-questions-doctors-should-ask?utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=2014-01-17%20BLS%20NL%20(1)%20remainder&utm_content=&utm_source=Newsletter&cid=44865230&spMailingID=44865230&spUserID=NTE4NTc5NDUxNzMS1&spJobID=229066862&spReportId=MjI5MDY2ODYyS0

January is Glaucoma awareness month
What Are the Symptoms of Glaucoma? - Eye M.D.-approved information from EyeSmart
http://www.geteyesmart.org/eyesmart/diseases/glaucoma/symptoms.cfm


Digestive Enzymes May Be Your Answer to Heartburn, Gluten Intolerance, Flatulence—and Even Arthritis | Health & He
http://www.bottomlinepublications.com/content/article/health-a-healing/digestive-enzymes-may-be-your-answer-to-heartburn-gluten-intolerance-flatulence-and-even-arthritis


If you want to check how much Obamacare will cost you without going to their site, go here
http://www.healthsherpa.com/

ObamaCare’s Attack on the Elderly
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/60560?utm_source=CFP+Mailout&utm_campaign=38b1ae4fd5-Call_to_Champions&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_d8f503f036-38b1ae4fd5-297712593


If you feel like you might be coming down with a cold:
Peel and grate 1/2 oz. of gingeroot or cut four slices each the size of a quarter.   Bring the ginger to boil in two cups water for 20 mins.   Drink a cup every few hours.
You can add a teaspoon of cayenne pepper if you wish to clear your sinuses.



 HOME and GARDEN


Post Super Bowl Clean-Up: Giant Stains | Homesessive
http://www.homesessive.com/view/post-super-bowl-clean-giant-stains

Here are 89 Life Hacks That Will Make Your New Year So Much Better
http://www.viralnova.com/awesome-life-hacks/


Real-World Winter Gardening Tips From Your Growing Zone - Organic Gardening - MOTHER EARTH NEWS
http://www.motherearthnews.com/organic-gardening/winter-gardening-tips-zm0z13onzsto.aspx


Build them now !
Purple Martin Houses (4/13/13) - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7QkAA6Fl2E

Laundry 101: How to Clean Your Washing Machine | At Home - Yahoo Shine
http://shine.yahoo.com/at-home/laundry-101-clean-washing-machine-181200212.html

 9 Cleansing House Plants To Detoxify The Air In Your Home | WOC – Alternative Real News
http://whiteowlconspiracy.com/health/9-cleansing-house-plants-detoxify-air-home/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=9-cleansing-house-plants-detoxify-air-home

Bet you thought this link belonged in the food column?
12 uses for coconut oil on your body and around the house : TreeHugger
http://www.treehugger.com/green-home/12-uses-coconut-oil-your-body-and-around-house.html


Fun to do with children
 8 Cool DIY Terrariums - Sunset.com
http://www.sunset.com/home/decorating/diy-terrariums-00418000079397/





MUSIC


Bruno Mars - Pepsi Super Bowl XLVIII Halftime Show Announcement - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFl_hK_SeNk


Bruno Mars's Greatest Hits | Best songs of Bruno Mars - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxgtWTTY3Hc


 Red Hot Chili Peppers to join Bruno Mars - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naWbomQSGZg


Hank Williams Jr. - Are You Ready for Some Football - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8LLKO0-PAE


One of my favorite Super Bowls !
Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle - 1985 on Vimeo
http://vimeo.com/74972893


The Denver Broncos- Mile High Anthem - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWGYXSp1KD8


Win "Seahawk Anthem" - Choklate ft. TNT (Robot Jox Remix) - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMsgYzClWMk&list=RDqAu2NcSsn_s


 I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW ~ JOHNNY NASH - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y51_bBQZ1a4&feature=youtu.be

 
From January 1950 to the end of 1985 all on their original 45 rpm records...... the top ten hits of each month of the year
You may have to wait for some of the records to start.

Amazing site. Not only do you get to hear hundreds of records, there are label scans for each one.

Click on the center of the record to hear the music...
http://www.45rpmdb.com/Top10.html


 
PETs and ANIMALS
Blessed are the purr and grrr of heart.

Super Bowl's Baby Clydesdale: A Budweiser Story - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/embed/PU92XeqhRSA


BREAKING: The Superbowl winner has been predicted… by a dog who hasn’t lost in 3 years! » The Right Scoop - http://therightscoop.com/breaking-the-superbowl-winner-has-been-predicted-by-a-dog-come-see-who-wins/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheRightScoop+%28The+Right+Scoop%29


I wuv my Super Bowl snacks !  
Dog Biscuit Deluxe!




Funny dogs and cats playing in the snow - Funny animal compilation - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEIDf1YhiQ


Mixed Breeds Will Attend Westminster Dog Show - PawNation
http://www.pawnation.com/2014/01/16/mixed-breeds-will-attend-westminster-dog-show/?icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl17%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D431315





Snooze-dog switches off owner's alarm
http://lifestyle.ninemsn.com.au/viralvideo/378616/snooze-dogg-switches-off-owners-alarm.glance

Dogs just don't want to bath - Funny dog bathing compilation - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4LnorVVxfw


Have you ever spent a fortune on something for your pet and then.....
I love the box !


Blaze Loves His Kennel (Husky Says No to Kennel - Funny - with annotations) - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCRDskZrUMU


Top 10 Winter Skin and Paw Care Tips
http://pets.webmd.com/top-winter-skin-paw-care-tips?ecd=wnl_dog_011514&ctr=wnl-dog-011514_ld-stry&mb=




POLAR BEAR LOVE: Cute polar bear cubs lovin' up their mamma - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/embed/CbILj_CYqno

Scientist: Cats think you are just a big, stupid cat | Technically Incorrect - CNET News
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57617101-71/scientist-cats-think-you-are-just-a-big-stupid-cat/?ttag=fbwl

This cat has the purrrfect idea for losing weight !



Cat asking for food using sign language.. MUST SEE!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=574644245947275


Eight ways that animals survive the winter | Science News
https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/wild-things/eight-ways-animals-survive-winter


My daughter, Kat, at the Peggy Adams Animal Rescue League (for dogs and cats) where she volunteers


One Woman Spent 500 Hours To Rescue This Dog, And It Was Totally Worth It (VIDEO) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/20/rescue-dog_n_4632672.html?1390245611&icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D432808


 
San Francisco Is Opening A Cat Cafe
http://www.thefrisky.com/2014-01-23/san-francisco-is-opening-a-cat-cafe/?utm_source=em&utm_medium=dailynl&utm_campaign=140123&utm_content=article5


Puppy Bowl: Animal Planet
http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/puppy-bowl



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Metlife Stadium is ready for some football !   They just gotta shovel out all the snow first.
TRAVEL

If you're going to New Jersey for the Super Bowl, might as well see some of the sites
New Jersey Tourism | New Jersey Travel and Vacation Information, Official State Tourism Site
http://www.visitnj.org/


The Real Reason for Flight Cancellations
http://petergreenberg.com/2014/01/13/real-reasons-flight-cancellations/


What to do When Your Flight is Canceled - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma2rMfgead4


When Super Bowls are held in Florida, there's much more fun!




Warm Destinations for Western Winter - Sunset.com
http://www.sunset.com/travel/warm-winter-trips-00400000056968


The Real and the Not-So-Real Cruise Deals of Wave Season 2014
http://petergreenberg.com/2014/01/09/real-real-cruise-deals-wave-season/


Best Times to Visit Walt Disney World
http://travelwithkids.about.com/cs/disneyworld/a/whenvisitwdw.htm?nl=1


How to Save Money on a Disney World Vacation
http://travelwithkids.about.com/od/disneyparks/tp/How-To-Save-Money-On-A-Disney-World-Vacation.htm?nl=1


PLEASE don't do this !
Woman Accused of Leaving Gator at Airport Arrested - ABC News
http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/woman-accused-leaving-gator-airport-arrested-21627912






WHAT CHA' GOT COOKIN'?

FOOD NEWS

Petition Congress to Block Chinese-Processed Chicken | Food Safety News#.UtUp-caA2Uk
http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2014/01/petition-to-block-chinese-chicken/#.UtUp-caA2Uk


These Disturbing Fast Food Truths Will Make You Reconsider Your Lunch
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/20/fast-food-truths_n_4296243.html





The Best Way to Cook Salmon - Video - Cooking Light
http://www.cookinglight.com/cooking-101/techniques/how-to-cook-salmon-00412000086418/?iid=newsletter-ck-011514&PromKey=XET


 U.S. Places 21st in Ranking of World Food Systems | Food Safety News#.UtaKt8aA2Uk
http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2014/01/u-s-places-21st-in-ranking-of-world-food-systems/#.UtaKt8aA2Uk


Soba: More Than Just Noodles, It's A Cultural Heritage ... And An Art Form : The Salt : NPR
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/01/21/264399896/why-soba-is-more-than-just-food-its-an-art-form



RECIPES

Super Bowl Recipes & Food: Chicken Wings, Dips, Nachos & More
http://www.foodnetwork.com/big-game/package/index.html?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=KNS


Easy Homade Pizza Recipes - Southern Living
http://www.southernliving.com/food/whats-for-supper/new-look-for-pizza-00400000008975/?accnum=0o8eBvvkUZMZjC4S&emaildiff=6fzPWNaZW0s%3D&fpa_AcxiomFinderNumber=115511820343

26 Coastal Shrimp Recipes - Coastal Living
http://www.coastalliving.com/food/dinner-in-a-breeze/twenty-shrimp-recipes-00400000053304/

Chicken Tortilla Bake - Recipes - RO*TEL
http://www.ro-tel.com/recipes-Chicken-Tortilla-Bake-4227.html?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=outbrain&utm_campaign=roteltopprintoutbrain



Cocktail Recipes for Your Football Party | Total Wine & More
http://www.totalwine.com/eng/guide-to-spirits/gameday-cocktails.cfm?utm_source=01_24_promo&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=cocktails


A Big Pot bubbling on the stove is a wonderful thing to go along with your Super Bowl snacks
From PaulaDeen
I've made this and it's to die for.  Paula calls it chili but it has more of a soup consistency to me
Chicken Enchilada Chili
http://www.takingonmagazines.com/chicken-enchilada-chili-from-cooking-with-paula-deen-januaryfebruary-2014/


Top Chili Recipes : Recipes and Cooking : Food Network
http://www.foodnetwork.com/holidays-and-parties/top-chili-recipes/pictures/index.html?ic1=obinsite

Top Super Bowl Food Recipes
http://southernfood.about.com/cs/holidayrecipes/a/superbowl.htm


Between now and the Super Bowl, find some chicken thighs on sale and use them instead of the wings.  More meat and so good
50 Wing Recipes : Recipes and Cooking : Food Network
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes-and-cooking/50-wing-recipes/index.html


This is what I fix on game day
Oyster and Seafood Gumbo - Louisiana Cookin
https://www.louisianacookin.com/recipes-2/soups/item/2367-oyster-and-seafood-gumbo?utm_source=EmailDirect.com&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=Louisiana+Cookin+Jan+24+Campaign


Vegetarian Recipes for Your Super Bowl Party - ABC News
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/vegetarian-recipes-super-bowl-party/story?id=18316888


Fresh Salsa Recipes - Cooking Light
http://www.cookinglight.com/food/recipe-finder/fresh-salsa-recipes-00412000077003/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CookingLight%2Flatest+%28Cooking+Light%3A+Editor%27s+Picks%29



Melt Away Cookies w/cream Cheese Frosting
 NO EGGS .... EASY recipe

1 C. butter
¾ C. cornstarch
¾ C. powdered sugar
1 C. flour

In a medium bowl, cream butter until fluffy. Add cornstarch & sugar and blend well. Beat in flour until thoroughly mixed. Drop by small teaspoons onto baking sheet & flatten out with the bottom of a class. (Dip glass in powdered sugar to prevent sticking). Bake at 350 degrees for 10-12 minutes. Cool on wire rack & frost with Cream Cheese Frosting.

Cream Cheese Frosting
1 (3oz.) package cream cheese, softened
1 C. powdered sugar
½ t. vanilla

Mix all ingredients together.
Color with food coloring if desired.


Home with kids on snow days?   This would be a fun project
No-Knead Bread
http://southernfood.about.com/b/2014/01/09/no-knead-bread.htm?nl=1




Easy Beer Bisquits
4 cups  Bisquick)
1/4 to 1/2 cup sugar
1 (12-ounce) can of beer
1/2 c. shredded Cheddar Cheese
2 T melted butter
Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

Mix all ingredients well, adjusting the sugar according to how sweet a biscuit you prefer. Pour into well-greased muffin tins.  Bake for 15 to 20 minutes.



 


JOKES AND CARTOONS
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And to pass it on to other folks.


Johnny Carson
Football Player, Art Donovan on the Johnny Carson Show | Off the Edge Humor
http://offtheedgehumor.blogspot.com/2009/09/football-player-art-donovan-on-johnny.html#.Utq5jhko6Ul





Empty Seat
A young man was very excited because he just won a ticket to the Super Bowl. His excitement lessened as he realized his seat was in the back of the stadium. As he searched the rows ahead of him for a better seat, he found an empty one right next to the field.
He approached the man sitting next to the empty seat and asked if it was taken.
The man replied, "No."
Amazed the young man asked, "How could someone pass up a seat like this?"
The older gentleman responded, "That's my wife's seat. We've been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she has passed away."
"Oh, how sad," the man said. "I'm sorry to hear that, but couldn't you find a friend or relative to come with you?"
"No," the man said, "They're all at the funeral."


Listen Mister,
I hate to tell you this, but you know the way you shout when there's a football match on tv?
Well, they can't hear you



Top Ten Funny and Amusing Quotations From and About the NFL
1.I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today. - President Gerald Ford

2.I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him, I keep. - DT Big Daddy Lipscomb on his tackling technique

3.He is the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. - Steve Owen on Bronko Nagurski

4.I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first. - Saints RB, George Rogers

5.I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat. - Art Donovan

6.The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

7.Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. - Doug Plank, former-Chicago Bears

8.Rapport? You mean like, 'You run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can?' - QB Jeff Kemp on his rapport with WR Jerry Rice

9.We're as clean as any team. We wash our hands before we hit anybody. - Nate Newton

10.I always enjoy animal acts. - President Calvin Coolidge when asked if he wanted to meet the Chicago Bears

When I ski, I fall down

And then this happens
Avalanche!




Please keep  athletes in your prayers



How Blessed is the Nation whose God is the Lord Ps33:12

Irving Berlin’s “God Bless America”
http://www.israpundit.com/archives/31462?sms_ss=facebook&at_xt=4d078e57bb39ba8d%2c

Diamond Rio: In God We Still Trust -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiYgpPB1kwU


"If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."- Ronald Reagan

All this time, I thought this was Billy Graham's prayer.  It isn't.
Billy Graham's Prayer for Our Nation
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/prayernation.asp



'Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your Forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word Says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have Done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We Have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded Laziness and called it welfare. We have killed our unborn and called it Choice. We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable... We have Neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem. We Have abused power and called it politics. We have coveted our neighbor's Possessions and called it ambition. We have polluted the air with profanity And pornography and called it freedom of expression. We have ridiculed the Time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment. Search Us, Oh God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from sin and Set us free.
In Jesus name, amen!' With the Lord's help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and Wholeheartedly become our desire so that we once again can be called 'One Nation under God!'



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